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英语搞笑视频?一、英语搞笑配音 功夫熊猫(Kung Fu Panda)功夫熊猫的原型是中国国宝熊猫,影片中以一只又憨又笨的熊,但是却立志要成为武林高手的故事。语句简单,很适合初学者进行学习。那么,英语搞笑视频?一起来了解一下吧。
英语搞笑小视频
腾讯微视就是一款告念不错的短视频软件枝衫,
这里各种各样的短视频都有,
只要在手机上安装个腾讯微视就可袜搭困以看了。
1分钟爆笑搞笑视频
MTV台利用魔戒首部曲组成魔戒远征队时的片段剪接而成的超搞笑版!真的笑死人了!
建议大家一定要直接看才够爆笑!很多精彩之处不在台词里。
==== 以下翻译请先看过原片再参考 ====
Elrond: strangers from distant lands, friends of old,
Elrond:来自四面八方的陌生朋友们、各位老友们
Elrond: you have been summoned here to answer the threat
of mordor.
Elrond:这次是为了回应魔多的威胁而召唤诸位来到这里
Elrond: middle-earth stands upon the brink of destruction.
Elrond:中土世界如今已经面临毁灭的边缘了
Elrond: Bring forth the Ring.
Elrond:把魔戒呈上前来吧
(某女星假扮的Arwen以及某男星扮演哈比人突然出现在电影片段中 )
Arwen: Jack, did you , have the ring, don't you?
Arwen:Jack,魔戒不是你拿著吗?
Jack : yes. yes, I have the ring
Jack:呃....是的....魔戒是在我这里是没错.....
Jack: the thing is, last night, me and some buddies had a
little too much mead,
Jack:不过呢,由於昨天晚上我跟几个死党喝得稍微多了一点....
Jack: and we ended up at the piercing parlor,
Jack:后来不知怎麼搞的我们跑到唯腊穿耳洞的店里去....
Jack: and we ended up, and....
Jack:然后....我们....啊.....
Jack: a long story short...
Jack:好吧,这样比较快.......
(脱掉裤子露型猛出小弟弟)
Arwen : oh, my god.
Arwen:喔!天啊!
Boromir: it is a gift.
Boromir:真是天赋异「柄」!
Jack : you're damn right, it's a gift
Jack:你说的一点儿也没错,这是我最骄傲的天赋 ^^
Jack : it's called a "Prince Albert,"
Jack:它的名字叫做「亚伯特王子」(本来就是小弟弟的昵称 )
Jack : and it's my precious
Jack:这是我的宝贝-- (学Gollum的表情跟语气 )
Arwen : so, you're telling us
Arwen:呃....所以你是要告诉我们说
Arwen : that you took the fabled Ring of Sauron,
Arwen:你拿了传说中的索伦之戒
Arwen : the one ring that could destroy allof middle-earth,
Arwen: 那枚足以毁灭整个卜山桥中土世界的戒指!
Arwen: and attached it to your--
Arwen: 然后把它黏到你的....
Arwen: your little Hobbit there?
Arwen: 你的小弟弟的上面?!
Jack: it was easy.
Jack: 对啊,这很简单啊
Jack : see, what they do is
Jack: 你瞧,他们的作法就是
Jack : they heat up this metal spike,
Jack: 先把一根大钢钉烧热
Jack : then they drive it through your penis,
Jack: 然后把它戳进你的小弟弟里
Jack : and then they just wiggle it around a little bit
Jack: 再来用力捣一捣
Jack : to make sure the hole's big enough,
Jack: 等到他们觉得洞够大了
Jack: then they put a hinge on the ring, snap it shut,
Jack: 然后就用绞练穿过魔戒,把它们一起锁紧,
Jack: boom, it's on there forever, baby.
Jack: 搞定!这样它们就永远黏在一起了,宝贝。
英语短视频2分钟
Weather Predict A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm. "This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for o weeks. Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?" The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken." 英文幽默故事五译文: 天气预报 一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作.一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了. 一周后,印度人又来告野判诉导演说,"明天有风暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴. "印度人真神,"导演说.他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气. 几次预报都很成功.然后,接下来的两周,印度人不见了. 最后,导演派人去把他叫来了衡脊猛."我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,"导演说咐桥,"这得靠你了.明天天气如何啊?" 印度人耸了耸肩."我不知道,"印度人说,"收音机坏了."no time to take it offdick wearing a pair of new trousers went together with his father to his aunt's house.at the sight of the boy's new trousers,his aunt admired very much and kissed him favorably.in front of the boy, there were many nice cakes and chocolates.his cousin also took out all his toys and played with him.the boy enjoyed a good day there. while he went back home with his father, he was so joyful that he sang and danced along the way home. suddenly he slipped and fell into the mud and his trousers got very dirty. when he got home, his mother saw his dirty trousers and said: "oh,what a mess! this is not the first time you e home like that , and this time you are wearing your new trousers!" "i am sorry,mum,"said dick."but i had no time to take my new trousers off when i fell down." 《王子与公主的故事》王子问公主‘Can you speak chinese?’公主回答‘yes’。
非常搞笑的英语短视频
搞笑短视运山频直接在微视里找就行
里面的短视并磨频种类特别的多,而且有专门的短视频频道
打开后选择下面频道,然后选择搞笑分类就可以绝悄斗了哦
一秒能笑死人的搞笑视频
可以用微视的
打开之后点下御猛面的加号,然后选需要添加字幕的短视频
然后点击贴纸,找到字幕的功能,然后者者添加一下就可以了,首拆薯样式很多
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