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英语搞笑段子？经典幽默英语段子精选1：1、Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well.任何值得做的，就把它做好。2、Happiness is a way station between too much and too little.幸福是太多和太少之间的一站。3、那么，英语搞笑段子？一起来了解一下吧。
英语幽默小段子
关于搞笑的中式英语段子，相关内容如下：
1、we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿。
2、how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3、you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。
4、you have seed ，I will give you some color to see see 你有种，我核闹要给你点颜色看看。
5、Government abuse chicken 宫暴鸡丁
6、At KFC, We do Chichen Right 在肯德基，我们做鸡是对的。
7、You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！
8、Chop the strange fish 生鱼块
9、watch sister 表妹
10、take iron coffee 拿铁咖啡
11、American Chinese not enough 美中不足
12、Where cool where you stay！哪凉快上哪呆着
13、heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14、colour wolf 色举氏汪狼
15、dry goods 干货
16、want money no; want life one! 要钱没有，要命一条
17、People mountain and people sea. 人山正仔人海
18、you have two down son。
又幽默又短的英语笑话
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在网络上经常会出现一种搞笑的中文式英语，它们不是正确的英语，而中文含义仅仅是按照一个单词一个单词来翻译的，该梗就是其中之一：you see see you（你看看你）。
“you see see you”的完整段子为：you see see you one day day（你看看你兄哪念一天天），just only eat eat eat（羡困只知道吃吃吃），you see see you fat（你看看你胖的）。
类似的搞笑英语翻译段子：
1、seven up eight down 七上八下
2、no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一
3、You Give Me Stop！你给我站住！
4、good good study,day day up!好好学习，天天向上！
5、You don’t bird me, I don’t bird you.你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。
6、You ask me,I ask who？你问我，我去问谁？
7、love who who 爱谁谁
8、One day is your teacher, day day is your father.一日为师终身为父。
英语搞笑句子
One day,a farmer met a foreigner，the farmer washit the foreigner，he said at once：‘I am sorry！培岩’When the farmer said that，the foreigner said：肢中闷‘I am sorry，历弯too！’Then the farm -er said：‘I am sorry，three！’
能笑死人的100条英文笑话
段子经典英语笑话迅凯
看一些英语笑话，既能让我们学到不少英语知识，也能让我们开心，一起来看看段子经典英语笑话吧!
段子经典英语笑话
If the boys stare at you, they have guts to suckyourteeth!
如果男生盯着你看， 他们就有胆亲你。
这是电视剧Full House里两个姐妹的对话， 这句话有三个地方很棒， 第一个是stare at you, 就是指盯着人家看的意思， have guts 就是说有胆子的.意思， (这是一个巧合， 中文英文说有胆子都是说有勇气的意思!) 而最后一个 suck your teeth 则是指接吻的意思， 很有趣， 但是像这种句子是小孩子说的， 难登大雅之堂。
接吻还有另外一个口语的用法： smooch 例如 I didn't smooch that girl last night。我昨晚亩兄唤没亲那个女孩。
段子经典英语笑话
Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, he thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
A tall eastern girl named Short long loved a big Mr. Little. But Little, thinking little of Short, loved a little lass named Long. To belittle Long. Short announced She would marry Little before long. This caused Little shortly to marry Long. To make a long story short, did tall Short love big Little less because Little loved little Long more?
A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net.
A snow-white swan swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.
A writer named Wright was instructing his little son how to write Wright right. He said: "It is not right to write Wright as 'rite'---try to write Wright aright!"
段子经典英语笑话
The Old Cat
尘枯An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.
Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."
老猫
一位老妇有只猫，这只猫很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。
20个英语笑话爆笑超短
看了那么多中文段子，来看一点英文段子解解腻吧!下面是我为大家整理的经典幽默英语段子精选，希望大家能够喜欢。
经典幽默英语段子精选1：
1、Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well.任何值得做的，就把它做好。
2、Happiness is a way station between too much and too little.幸福是太多和太少之间的一站。
3、In love folly is always sweet.恋爱中，干傻事总是让人感到十分美妙。
4、The hard part isn’t making the decision. It’s living with it.做出决定并不困难，困难的是接受决定。
5、Your happy passer-by all knows, my distressed there is no place hides.你的幸福路人皆知，我的狼狈无处遁形。
6、You may be out of my sight, but never out of my mind.你也许已走出我的视线，但从未走出我的思念。
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