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搞笑英语段子？1、我胖了才显得你瘦，免得我瘦的时候显得你丑。I am fat to look thin, so that I don't look ugly when I am thin.2、在街上看美女，目光高一点就是欣赏，目光低一点就是流氓。那么，搞笑英语段子？一起来了解一下吧。
中英搞笑谐音梗
1.儿童英语幽默笑话段子
他什么都没听到
Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, "What's the trouble?" "I went out this morning," she began, "and when I came home I found a card saying the mailman tried to deliver a package but no one was home. My husband was in all morning. He never heard a thing!" After apologizing, I got her parcel. "Oh, good," she gushed. "We've been waiting for this for ages." "What is it?" I asked. "My husband's new hearing aid."
我在邮局上班，对于顾客们的各种情绪早已习以为常了。
有趣的英文梗
关于搞笑的中式英语段子，相关内容如下：
1、we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿。
2、how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3、you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。
4、you have seed ，I will give you some color to see see 你有种，我核闹要给你点颜色看看。
5、Government abuse chicken 宫暴鸡丁
6、At KFC, We do Chichen Right 在肯德基，我们做鸡是对的。
7、You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！
8、Chop the strange fish 生鱼块
9、watch sister 表妹
10、take iron coffee 拿铁咖啡
11、American Chinese not enough 美中不足
12、Where cool where you stay！哪凉快上哪呆着
13、heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14、colour wolf 色举氏汪狼
15、dry goods 干货
16、want money no; want life one! 要钱没有，要命一条
17、People mountain and people sea. 人山正仔人海
18、you have two down son。
沙雕谐音梗英文
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1、You have to believe in yourself. That's the secret of success. -- Charles Chaplin人必须有自信，这是成功的秘密。 -- 卓别林
2、Gods determine what you're going to be. 人生的奋斗目标决定你将成为怎样的人。
3、The reason why a great man is great is that he resolves to be a great man.伟人之所以伟大，是因为他立志要成为伟大的人。
4、A thousand-li journey is started by taking the first step.千里之行，始于足下
5、A strong man will struggle with the storms of fate. -- Thomas Addison强者能同命运的风暴抗争。 -- 爱迪生
6、pain past is pleasure.忍过痛苦即得快乐。
7、Suffering is the most powerful teacher of life.苦难是人生最伟大的老师。
笑到肚子痛的100个英语笑话
搞笑英文段子
1.“You say that you love rain, but you open yourumbrella when it rains.
You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the
sun shines.You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows whenwind blows.This is why I am afraid, when you say that you love me too.”
你说你爱雨，但当细雨飘洒时你却撑开了伞；
你说你爱太阳，但当日当空时你却往荫处躲；
你升前说你爱风，但当它轻拂时你却紧紧地关上了自己的窗者陵子；
所以当你说你也爱我，我却会为此而烦忧。
2、My feelings for you no words can tell,Except for maybe “Go to hell.”
我对你的深情无法付诸言语，
除了一句“滚一边去”！
3、My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you has screwed up my life
我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻，
我这辈子就毁在你手里。
十大最搞笑中式英语
One day,a farmer met a foreigner，the farmer washit the foreigner，he said at once：‘I am sorry！培岩’When the farmer said that，the foreigner said：肢中闷‘I am sorry，历弯too！’Then the farm -er said：‘I am sorry，three！’
以上就是搞笑英语段子的全部内容，关于搞笑的中式英语段子，相关内容如下：1、we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿。2、how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？3、you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，内容来源于互联网，信息真伪需自行辨别。如有侵权请联系删除。
